How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
Your softness, your deep eyes, your companionship.
I never want to be apart from you.
I feel like I would die without you.
The mere thought of a moment's separation makes me ...
...scream at the top of my lungs, throw myself on the floor, kicking, screaming and turning red in the face? OK, maybe you've guessed that I wasn't actually talking about my feelings for Rob (or maybe after the last post thought I was talking about another dog). Oh no. This is much, much worse. Zion has a Lovie. And it's serious. Rob and I know how hard it will be if this Lovie ever disappears so we tried to find another one (at least one). We got another grey elephant nearly identical to this one. It didn't fly. The original elephant was a $2.50 purchase at Target. If you are ever in a Target (and I know you will be) please, please check the stuffed animal shelf and see if you can find one. We'd gladly reimburse you for the cost and S&H. But please study the picture well and beware of imposters! Our lives - or more importantly, our sanity, if this Lovie should be lost or simply fall apart in the wash, may depend on it! Thank you!
She had an enormous tantrum just because I briefly borrowed the elephant to take the following picture. Oh, yes, this is serious.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this elephant! This blog will not self destruct at any time.